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41 of 50 (82%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 8:13am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 12:06pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 3:31pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 5:29pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 2:51pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 7:23am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 7:31am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 7:29am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 7:00pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 2:11pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 12:59pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 7:40pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 6:21pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 8:09am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 7:55pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 3:04pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 4:30pm

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 4:01pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 5:18pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 1:31pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 7:55am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 12:26pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 8:44am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 12:18pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 8:04pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 4:07pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 4:06pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 7:57pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 7:40pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 6:02pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 2:29pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 4:44pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 7:07pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 2:44pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 5:12pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 7:53pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 7:26am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 7:19am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 4:40pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 7:33am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 6:25pm



Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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