Recent reviews by Ackerpracker

campaign prolouge starts harder than a game of thrones episode killing women and children right away! great horde survival RTS that really makes the player go at it.

DRG makes for a great roguelite setting, and survivors manages a nice balance between tension and building your dwarf. 10/10 would definitely rock & stone again.

Northgard excels in resource management, weaving a intricate tapestry of survival. Balancing food, wood, and lore is a riveting challenge, demanding strategic foresight. The game intricately weaves scarcity and abundance, forcing players to navigate a delicate dance of efficiency. In the realm of resource management, Northgard reigns supreme.

Baldur's Gate 3: where romance isn't just a side quest, it's a dicey affair! Flirting with NPCs feels like trying to roll a critical success in charm, but my character seems to have the charisma of a confused goblin. Between the awkward glances and unexpected romantic twists, it's like dating in a fantasy world with more dragons and fewer candlelit dinners. If you've ever wondered what it's like to navigate love amidst chaos, Baldur's Gate 3 is the romantic rollercoaster you never knew you needed. Bring your sense of humor and a +10 awkwardness modifier!

Dive into hilarity with Dave the Diver, a game that proves the ocean is a lot deeper than Dave's wisdom. Equipped with flippers and a questionable sense of direction, Dave navigates underwater chaos with the grace of a startled penguin. From dodging confused fish to mistaking seaweed for treasure, his aquatic adventures are a slapstick symphony. With each dive, you'll wonder if Dave will find treasure, or if the real loot is the laughs he provides along the way.

Dune: Spice Wars is an epic strategy masterpiece that seamlessly blends the rich lore of Frank Herbert's universe with captivating gameplay. The attention to detail in recreating the intricate politics and expansive landscapes of Arrakis is commendable. The game's dynamic spice-based economy adds a layer of complexity, keeping players engaged in resource management. The visuals are breathtaking, showcasing the harsh beauty of the desert planet. From forming alliances to engaging in fierce battles, every decision feels consequential. Spice Wars is a triumph for Dune fans and strategy enthusiasts alike, offering an immersive, challenging, and visually stunning experience in the heart of the desert.

10/10 would purge again.

Deep Rock Galactic is the ultimate blend of space dwarves, teamwork, and a healthy dose of 'Oops, I just drilled straight into an alien nest!' It's like Minecraft met a bunch of rowdy miners on a cosmic coffee break. Grab your pickaxe and prepare for a wild ride – just watch out for the exploding bugs!

11/10 would always Rock and Stone again! For Karl!

PS: the game was made and is still getting great updates by pretty much the best developers in the bizz - a real labour of love!

greatly inspired by the arkham series of rocksteady and with great additions like the nemesis system and the military hirachy of the armies of mordor. must-play for every fan of the recent batman games and fans of middle-earth!

i just played it for 5 hours and didnt eat... jesus..