The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a
tedious book.
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-- CHaley (HAC), [email protected], [email protected])
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That that is is that that is not is not.
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Marxist Law of Distribution of Wealth:
Shortages will be divided equally among the peasants.
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Nobody ever died from oven crude poisoning.
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I'd never join any club that would have the likes of me as a member.
-- Groucho Marx
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<sct> Anyone want the new supermount? :)
<klogd> whats new aboutit
<sct> klogd: It cleans whiter than white. :)
-- Seen on #Linux
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Peter: Looks out curtain at Lois, who's sitting in the front row Look who came crawling back.
Joe Swanson: [Joe is crawling on the stage