"The results came back from the hospital... Caillou has brain cancer." His sobbing increased, but somehow his mother seemed unfazed. Was she in shock? She just walked out of the room and began dusting around the house.

She noticed her husband's wallet on the table in the living room. Inside of it she saw a used condom that had semen drizzling from it. It prompted the man next to me to say "What the hell?" Inside the wallet, there was a phone number that belonged to Miss Martin, Caillou's preschool teacher. Caillou's mom confronted her husband and slapped him across the face with the condom. He then picked it up to throw at her, but it missed and stuck to the wall. This is when the confrontation started. "What the ♥♥♥♥ is this?!", Caillou's mom said.

"I don't know.", said his father. "Yes you do you man ♥♥♥♥♥."

"It's not like I get any from you anymore, since you had those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kids. I told you to abort them. Hell, I would have shoved a vaccum cleaner into your ♥♥♥♥♥ to get them out of there, but no, you wouldn't let me you stupid ♥♥♥♥♥!"

Caillou's mother began to sob, and she put her hands over her eyes. Meanwhile, Caillou's Dad went over to the crock pot that she had on the stove he slammed it on the ground and their cat, Gilbert, fell out. The argument continued.

"What the hell is this you crazy slut?", Caillou's father said.

"Oh I'm the Slut? You are the one sleeping with our son's teacher.", his mother said.

"Excuse me if I think he has ADHD or some ♥♥♥♥ like that. He would never pass normally so I became the teacher and taught Miss Martin reading, writing, and sucking my ♥♥♥♥." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀