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So here we are, running around in berenzino with my clanmate mrgreen(and real life friend). We are brand new at the game and we have no idea what we are doing, trying to find a way in the world. Suddenly, we come up a couple of books in a pub. We decided to start a book club for black naked men. we read stories to each other in attics. It was boring at first, but grew into
a beautiful thing. Setting out to find more members in a book club, we come across the ancient bag of powdered milk. I force feed mrgreen some powdered milk. He runs away to a hospital where we find a bag of saline water and 2 rotten bananas. he chases me through the hospital with a rotten banana attempting to force feed me. I turn a corner to find a dude with military gear, an assault rifle, and a gas mask. We freak out and start beating him with our axes. He dies without firing a shot. Turns out he had friends upstairs and they came down and killed both of us. This will probably be my greatest experience with DayZ. Awesome game, get it. DONT FORGET TO JOIN THE TG5 BOOK CLUB FOR BLACK NAKED MEN

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing