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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 9:39am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 11:22am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 12:42pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 2:58pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:37am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 9:36pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 6:06pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 12:45am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:13am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 5:22am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:30pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:30pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:36pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 9:22am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 9:23am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 9:28am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 9:36am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 10:02am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:16pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 3:20pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:39am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:06pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:50pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:36pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:36pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:36pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 9:23am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 9:34am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 12:17pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 12:50pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 9:21am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 9:22am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 12:42pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 12:49pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:58pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 2:36pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 9:22am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 12:39pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:31pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 9:25am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 12:39pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 3:25pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 9:37am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 2:03pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 9:36pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 9:28am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 12:52pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 5:57pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 2:12pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:33am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:33am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 5:57pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:33am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:41am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:37am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:33am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:24pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:06pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:42am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:30pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:26pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:26pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:26pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 9:27am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:53pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 3:28pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 9:30am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 10:35am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 3:20pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 11:27am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 2:39pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 5:56am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:27am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:07am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:27am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:08am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:28pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:36pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 11:13am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:25pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:30pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:30pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:49pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 3:53pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 9:40pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:32am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:43pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:07am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:33am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 2:48am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:41am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:57pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:58pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:01pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:30pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:30pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:30pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:30pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:30pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:30pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:11pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:13pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:51pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:30pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:36pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:16pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:30pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:30pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:06am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:12pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:04am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 9:36pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:31pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:46pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:52pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:08pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:12pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:23pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:25pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:25pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:25pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:37pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:37pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:06pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:50pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:30pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:15pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:32am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:30pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:30pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:30pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:36pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:10pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:15pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:24pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:26pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:37pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:36pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:55pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:55pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:32pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:58pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:19pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:21pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:21pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:11am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 9:21am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 10:02am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 2:35pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 9:36pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:04pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:30pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 10:35am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:02am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:30pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:18pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:30pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 12:36pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 9:42pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:01pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 5:23am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:30pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:13pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:15pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:19pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:37pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:42pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:37pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:36pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:44pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:42pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:44pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:44pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:53pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:02am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:01am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:02am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:02am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:03am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:36pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 5:57am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:30pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:13pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:31pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:30pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:30pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:30pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:11pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:16pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:22pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:24pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:26pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:28pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:42pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:44pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:25am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:15pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:19pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:25pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:37pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:42pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:43pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:52pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:02am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:14am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:22am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 5:22am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:27pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:30pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:36pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:01pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:04pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:12pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:17pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:36pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:32am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 5:53am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 12:46am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:40am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:42pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:21pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:21pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:58pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:30pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:46pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:46pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:15pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:20pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:24pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:37pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:41pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:42pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:48pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:48pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:02am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 2:42pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 12:35pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:16am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:58am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 6:13am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:48am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:36pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:37pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:41pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:42pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:01am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:04am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:06am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:17pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:22pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:23pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:39pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:41pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:42pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:42pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:48pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:51pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:04am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:04am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:04am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:01am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:11am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:02am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:02am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:03am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:07am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:04am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:11am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:24am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:24am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:24am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:24am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:25am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:27am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 12:45am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 12:46am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:30pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:05pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:26pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:41pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:48pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:04am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:07am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:38pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:04am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:29am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:30pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:23pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:42pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:48pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:37pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:37pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:41pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:41pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:43pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:49pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:03am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:03am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:04am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:06am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:06am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:06am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:24am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:42pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:47pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:48pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:03am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:03am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:04am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:07am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:09am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:12am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:24am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:28am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:31am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:48am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:01am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:02am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:03am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:03am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:06am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:12am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:24am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:24am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:30pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:12pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:22am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:22am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:22am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:43am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:13am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:23am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:23am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:47am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:47am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 2:56am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:22am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:47am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:04am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:03am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:01am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:03am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:04am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:05am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:08am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:10am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:12am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:24am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:24am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:24am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:48am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:51am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:52am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:14am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:30pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:14pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:29pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:42pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:49pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:05am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:10am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:24am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:49am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:15am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:41pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:04am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:31am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:23am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 2:10am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:06am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:24pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:13am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 5:22am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:09pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:26pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:42pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:48pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:05am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:06am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:27am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:48am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:55am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:17am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:41pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:07am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:36am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:23am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:24am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:47am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:05am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:22am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:47am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:13am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:53am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:50am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:47pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:48am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 2:56am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:14am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:47am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:19pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:24am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:06am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:05am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:07am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:10am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:12am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:24am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:30am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:39am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:48am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:50am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:51am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:03am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:16am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:17am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:22am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:47am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 5:57am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:05am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:07am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:12am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:24am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:24am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:48am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:49am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:51am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:00am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 2:56am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:07am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:17am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:47am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:47am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:47am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:46pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:25pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:37pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:48pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:02am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:06am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:12am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:46am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:52am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:17am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:47am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:42pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:10am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:51am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:39pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:04am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:21pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:02am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:14am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:55am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:55am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 9:23am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 9:29am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 9:21am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 9:39am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 9:39am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 7:19am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 5:57am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:16pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:25pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:42pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:51pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:04am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:06am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:24am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:51am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:16am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:47am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 6:13am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:42pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:10am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:52am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:24am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:24am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:48am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:48am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:48am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:48am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:01am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:17am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:17am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:23am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:50am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:21am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 6:13am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:25pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 7:19am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:37am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:41am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:48am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:13am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:08am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:21am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:25pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:42pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:49pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:04am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:06am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:32am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:48am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 2:56am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:22am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:47am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:45pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:11am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:53am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:48am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:48am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:48am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:48am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 2:56am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:17am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:22am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:45am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:24am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 6:13am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:17pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:41pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked