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So the other day, I was playing rainbow six siege, and I heard one of my teammates make a callout in the voice chat. It was a real life gamer girl. God, I kid you not, I just stopped playing and pulled my ♥♥♥♥ out. “♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥!” I was yelling in voice chat. I just wanted to hear her voice again. “Please,” I moaned. But she left the lobby. I was crying and covered in my own ♥♥♥, but I remembered that I could find recent teammates in the ubiplay friends tab. I frantically closed down siege and opened the tab, to find out she had TTV IN HER NAME!!! She was streaming, and only had 100 viewers!!! The competition was low, so I made the first move and donated my months rent to her. I was already about to pre. She read my donation in the chat. God this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time. I did a little research, and found out where she goes to school, but I am a little nervous to talk to her in person, and need support. Any advice before my Uber gets to her middle school?

Io, se ti lascio questo telefono adesso, e tu mi dai 250 euro, io te li riporto domani, te ne do anche 280 - 300 e tu mi ridai il telefono indietro. Se io non te li porto, tu ti tieni il telefono. Mi dai maximo 1-2 giorni. Io adesso esco di qua, punto solo una cosa: a fare soldi. Perché questo qui, posso dirti una cosa? È il mio cuore che ti sto lasciando. Se io te lo lascio ti chiedo soltanto una cosa col mio cuore: di non accenderlo, di non guardarlo, di non toccarmi niente. Perché se lo accendi, tocchi, mi guardi qualsiasi cosa, mi incaz*o peggio di tutti. Se le cose mi vanno bene, ti ricompenso ad alto livello. Se vuoi togliere la pellicola per dare il controllo devi essere sicuro al 100% di quello che ti ho detto, perché anche questa pellicola, anche a lei ci tengo

So I went into work and I started working. I decided to install Among Us to play, right? But my boss was walking by and said "Hey, why are you playing video games on the work computer?" I said that I was playing Among Us and asked him if he was uncultured. He told me to get out so I said "Quit being sus." And I did the funny imposter is sus grin you guys know? And I slapped his face and yelled "EMERGENCY MEETING!" Everybody in the office was looking at me like I just murdered several bosnian children. So I pulled out my ♥♥♥♥ and said "Look at this little spaceman!" I took off my pants and ran around the office with my ♥♥♥♥ flying around. The buff guy, Chad, was chasing me but I just got behind him and humped him. I said "good imposters get butt humps." He screamed and punched me. I ran out work not wanting to work with a bunch of REDDITORPHOBES.

So you're going by "Black Harolds Boy" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

Gunzerker with black HaroldsOggi alle 13:40
non si rubano le copypasta altrui comunque
non è molto xqcL