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Hey Girl Gamer™ 😜 u candy cane ♥♥♥ guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph panties 🔴 pop ur peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won’t be gettin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down 😱 in 2❕0❕2❕0”

8 December 1909: 44 Fontenoy Street, Dublin

My sweet little whorish Nora,

I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being ♥♥♥♥♥♥ arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every ♥♥♥♥ I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger ♥♥♥♥ than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside.

K? Really you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot? I pour my heart and soul into a message and you reply with k? Do you think this is some kind of joke? Do you not realize how much this hurt me? This is like giving a man that risked his life in combat to save 100 other soldiers and giving him a bar of chocolate. God you are so inconsiderate. Come back when you learn to text like a normal person.

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- i'm done now i swear

Hey you little gayboy, nice hat. It's Chad from your freshman English class, remember me, dork? I thought I'd pop in after finishing my first 60 reps at the gym - y'know, that place REAL men go to? Anyways, guess you're still playing video games like a sissy cuck - AS USUAL. Thought maybe you'd man up after highschool, but now you're wearing skirts and makeup for a bunch of dweebs online. Have a nice life, dumbass.

I'm sick of this ♥♥♥♥, I'm sick of all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ happening in this community. This used to be a community of gamers, nerds, kids that got bullied, kids that got ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with. Kids that resorted to the gaming world because the real world was to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard, to ♥♥♥♥♥♥, to lonely, to sad and depressing. Now it's ran by the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ same sluts that rejected us, the same sluts that chose the cool kids over us. The same sluts that are coming to our community

I was feeling rather horny, so I shoved a hard-boiled egg in my butt on a whim. It gave me the satisfaction I craved, but to my horror, when I tried to get it out, I discovered that it was lodged in my rectum. This was around four hours ago, and the egg is still in there. I'm getting very scared. What should I do?

Update: I just tried fishing it out with a coat hanger, and it became snagged. I am bleeding profusely.

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

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