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OpFork 3 Jan, 2017 @ 6:55pm

He sold my continent for memes

OpFork 22 Sep, 2016 @ 5:40pm

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Bombo 2 Apr, 2016 @ 11:05am

10/10 would bone ur dog again m8

ktbeary 19 Mar, 2016 @ 7:48pm

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OpFork 18 Jan, 2016 @ 6:28pm

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE HOMIES
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WE DIE TOGETHER
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Bombo 18 Dec, 2015 @ 11:52am

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KEN1 6 Dec, 2015 @ 12:38am

You sir are sexy.

Sequence 5 Dec, 2015 @ 11:16pm

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Spades 10 Oct, 2015 @ 11:09am

happy birthday ♥♥♥

76561198152657314 2 Oct, 2015 @ 9:38pm

-signed by analfalcone

Bombo 22 Sep, 2015 @ 6:49pm

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Sequence 1 Aug, 2015 @ 9:45am

When I was 13 I had discovered masturbation, and the closest thing I could fap into was my mom's panties. I used to steal her panties, lick them, sniff them, wear them around the house under my pants, i would ♥♥♥ on command while talking to her while trying to keep a straight face... It was weird, and exciting. Now I work in a job where I take care of people's luggages, sometimes I go into female luggage and steal their panties, fap in them and return them in their luggage

Hilmer 3 Jul, 2015 @ 8:08am

You raping me doesnt count

Spades 2 Jul, 2015 @ 10:47am

yesterday will be a day that lives in infamy. Himler finally lost his V card, now those who know hilmer see the true, anti social, hethan that couldn't navigate out of a wet paper bag but rest assured that he has made his first step forward to sheman hood, he finally lost his V card....wait what? he ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a cat?

76561198152657314 20 Jun, 2015 @ 9:40am

wow you're edgy

Hilmer 20 Jun, 2015 @ 9:16am

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76561198152657314 19 Jun, 2015 @ 3:45pm

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend

Hilmer 26 Apr, 2015 @ 4:20pm

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Hilmer 25 Apr, 2015 @ 10:41pm

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Hilmer 25 Apr, 2015 @ 10:31pm

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Be Quiet and Drive 24 Apr, 2015 @ 8:33am

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Hilmer 23 Apr, 2015 @ 10:36pm

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ktbeary 23 Apr, 2015 @ 9:47pm

dood

Toast 22 Apr, 2015 @ 7:52pm

ᕕ┌◕ᗜ◕┐ᕗ HELLO HELLO HELLO ᕕ┌◕ᗜ◕┐ᕗ

KEN1 21 Apr, 2015 @ 11:01pm

Cutie.

76561198152657314 21 Apr, 2015 @ 9:36pm

signed by analshots

Winston McCall 16 Apr, 2015 @ 10:14pm

damnnnn get that vanilla banana yogurt ready bb

Hilmer 16 Apr, 2015 @ 9:25pm

i have a very nice round ass, so make sure you come hungry gurll

Winston McCall 16 Apr, 2015 @ 7:07pm

can i eat yogurt out of the dimples above your ass?

Bombo 11 Mar, 2015 @ 12:32pm

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mike 20 Feb, 2015 @ 2:56pm

new hilmer sex muffin build: http://pcpartpicker.com/p/CkhhZL

BOB 31 Jan, 2015 @ 11:28am

YAHERME?

Dangler 23 Jan, 2015 @ 1:42pm

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!

..._.....____________________, ,
....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 9 your A TRUE HOMIE

cc 16 Jan, 2015 @ 1:17am

kid has ♥♥♥♥ balls deep in his crack

monty 15 Jan, 2015 @ 4:18pm

kid likes balls in and around his mouth

BOB 8 Jan, 2015 @ 4:12pm

YAHERME?

Troof 12 Dec, 2014 @ 9:15pm

F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!

..._.....____________________, ,
....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 9 your A TRUE HOMIE

cc 11 Dec, 2014 @ 10:11pm

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!

..._.....____________________, ,
....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 9 your A TRUE HOMIE

hydro' 11 Dec, 2014 @ 7:45pm

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....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 9 your A TRUE HOMIE

Pfc. Y. Pilon [8th ID] 1 Aug, 2014 @ 6:29pm

First of all, get this in your head: IM NOT GAY! I don't know why I feel like this, but I'm not. I want to stop talking to you for a while because I want to get over you. By that, I mean I want to stop have urges to make out with you. Yeah, I told you it's disgusting. I want to stop wanting you in my bed. Why do you think I've been asking you questions of what you'd do if I went gay for you? I wanted to know what'd you'd do. I've wanted to do you since the first day of school. Lol. I feel like throwing up myself just typing this. I kept smelling that stupid jacket of yours when you left it here. Let me remind you, IM NOT GAY. My friend said just go for it and try myself on you, but I know it's wrong. That's probably all... I know I'm leaving ♥♥♥♥ out, but that's alright. Don't tell anyone! I really don't know why I'm like this. I think I'm just addicted to sex. Yes, I've done others, but I don't have an STD. Lol. I'm clean. One last thing, IM NOT GAY

[±] fear 29 Jul, 2014 @ 10:24am

you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ what.

Hilmer 3 Jun, 2014 @ 10:18pm

Could have fooled me

cc 3 Jun, 2014 @ 9:35pm

First of all, get this in your head: IM NOT GAY! I don't know why I feel like this, but I'm not. I want to stop talking to you for a while because I want to get over you. By that, I mean I want to stop have urges to make out with you. Yeah, I told you it's disgusting. I want to stop wanting you in my bed. Why do you think I've been asking you questions of what you'd do if I went gay for you? I wanted to know what'd you'd do. I've wanted to do you since the first day of school. Lol. I feel like throwing up myself just typing this. I kept smelling that stupid jacket of yours when you left it here. Let me remind you, IM NOT GAY. My friend said just go for it and try myself on you, but I know it's wrong. That's probably all... I know I'm leaving ♥♥♥♥ out, but that's alright. Don't tell anyone! I really don't know why I'm like this. I think I'm just addicted to sex. Yes, I've done others, but I don't have an STD. Lol. I'm clean. One last thing, IM NOT GAY

Mookie 19 Mar, 2014 @ 9:10pm

Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small,
HILMER is somewhat simlar,
But poor ol' Goebbels has no balls at all.

Hilmer 10 Nov, 2013 @ 2:30pm

DoD:S aint dead kid

gideon 2 Nov, 2013 @ 7:52pm

-rep plays dead games