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Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Go Left

Move to the left.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Go Right

Move to the right.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 2:06am

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 4:13am

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 3:57am

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 3:53am

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:43am

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 3:58pm



Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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