Recent reviews by hillgroover

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☑ 9
☐ 10

This was gifted to me and I've now asked my friend to request a refund as there is nothing positive to say about it. This looks worse than terrible, runs worse than terrible, ignores your keyboard layout and remaps it to QWERTY which should, for starters, secure the dev a place in hell!

Contracting cancer would've been better than suffering trying to play this.

Pros: Ducks!

Cons: Absolutely zero optimisation, this thing will eat your GPU!

Stray may not be the longest or most difficult of games, what it does have in abundance though is charm; character; atmosphere; and things to knock over!

I bought this a few months before getting my Steam Deck, the moment the Deck was up and running I finally got to launch Stray. I was, and still am, blown away by how good everything in this game is; the sound and level design is stellar, the controls are perfect, this is a prime example of what happens when developers are passionate about what they're making.

To top it off you know your money is going towards helping actual strays.

I don't have a single positive thing to say about this. Everything in this is just straight up terrible, from the 'story' to the 'acting'; dialogue; cinematography... it's just all bad.

Please stop giving Sam Barlow money for his crappy experiments!

I had originally played this on the Xbox but had to have more so instantly bought it on Steam for another playthrough.

The voice acting in Firewatch is some of the best I've encountered in any game.
The story really grips you and pulls you right in with its progression executed to perfection.
The devs done a fantastic job of setting the mood and feeling of the different sections of forest both with the graphics and the sounds, it really does feel like you're right there.

This whole thing is just a rollercoaster of emotions from the get-go and you must play it!

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Meh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☑ 9
☐ 10

Even on sale at £2.74 this is a pisstake!

'Full controller support' my arse! Spent most of my time just trying to pick a song from my own storage, managed to play 3 songs, none of which were the songs I chose!

Refund requested.

Great game, awesome fun, major time sink but you don't notice it if you're really experimenting. Would highly recommend but since it's discontinued I would have to recommend the newer one which is just 'Universe Sandbox'.

People complaining about the achievements are just straight up ♥♥♥♥♥.