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I understand everyone's pain here. My meat is 17 inches long, it was already 3 inches when I was born. My mom has always hated me because it was difficult for her to give me baths. My dad is always jealous of my pp size. Girls run away at the sight of me because they see my penis first and not my heart. It is my biggest insecurity. I've been struggling with this for my entire life. Ladies love me when they see the size but then run away because it's huge. Men run away because they can't compete. It's a blessing and a curse. I hope to find love and a huge hole that can fit my gigantic penis inside it one day.

I 👉🤵am not🚫 crazy!🤪😵‍💫 I know he💁 swapped📝 those numbers!🔢 I knew💡 it was 1216. One after Magna🧲 Carta🛒. As if I could❄️ ever🌲 make⚒️ such a mistake👶. Never🚫. Never🚫‼️! I just ⚖️– I just couldn't🚫⚖️ prove 👨‍🍳it. He👨‍❤️‍👨 – he covered🙈 his tracks🛤️, he got💲 that idiot🤓 at the copy👮 shop🛍️ to lie🤥 for him🙋‍♂️. You🫵 think🤔 this🤐 is something🤠? You🫵 think🧠 this😵‍💫 is bad😎? This🙃? This chicanery🐔? He's👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 done worse🤬. That🤏 billboard🧾🛹! Are🏟️ you🦡 telling🏧 me🧘‍♀️ that a🅰️ man🦸‍♂️ just👨‍⚖️ happens🌞 to👨‍🔧 fall🍁 like👍 that🍠? No🙅‍♂️! He😻 orchestrated🎻 it! Jimmy⚖️! He💆‍♂️ defecated💩 through💘 a🇦🇷 sunroof🌞🛋️! And🇦🇩 I🥇 saved🆘 him

I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him!

Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up you maggot. You clearly don't understand what makes a great video game. Elden Ring is a beautifully crafted masterpiece with a rich-open, beautiful graphics, fantastical gameplay, a great narrative, great quest design and it gives a ton of freedom and an actual challenge. Meanwhile all the other games that came out this year are overrated, mediocre games with boring, generic and repetitive gameplay, boring and uninteresting narratives and keep telling you what to do every 5 seconds. You and the people that support these kinds of doghit games are everything that is wrong this the gaming industry. These companies give you garbage and you guys eat it up and ask for more. Elden Ring is literally the only game that deserves to be called a true video game. Everything else is a joke and a scam. So fu

Mano vardas Patrickas Batemanas. Ryto rutina: Aš gyvenu American Gardens pastate Vakarų 81-oje gatvėje. Mano vardas Patrickas Batemanas. Man 27 metai. Tikiu, kad reikia rūpintis savimi, subalansuota mityba ir griežta mankšta. Ryte, jei veidas šiek tiek paburksta, užsidėsiu ledukų maišelį, kol trašku pilvą. Dabar galiu padaryti tūkstantį. Nuėmusi ledo pakuotę, naudoju gilias poras valantį losjoną. Duše naudoju vandeniu aktyvuojamą gelinį prausiklį. Tada medaus migdolų kūno šveitiklis. O ant veido – šveičiamasis gelinis šveitiklis. Tada užtepu žolelių mėtų veido kaukę, kurią palieku 10 minučių, kol ruošiu likusią rutiną. Aš visada naudoju losjoną po skutimosi su nedideliu kiekiu alkoholio arba be jo, nes alkoholis išsausina veidą ir sensta. Tada drėkinamasis kremas, senėjimą stabdantis paakių balzamas ir paskutinis drėkinamasis apsauginis losjonas. Yra Patricko Batemano idėja, kažkokia abstrakcija, bet tikrojo manęs