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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 9:05am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 10:12am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 1:10pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 7:38pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 10:12am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:14am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 6:02am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:05am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 4:40am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:39am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 12:44am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:30am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 8:44am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:42am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:45am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:52am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 9:00am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 9:13am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 2:04pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 1:59am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 2:22pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:14am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 6:02am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 12:44am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 12:44am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 12:44am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:55pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:45am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 9:11am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 2:14pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 2:51am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:41am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:41am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 9:05am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 2:07pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 2:21pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:22am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:43am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 9:09am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 2:17pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:46am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 10:38am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 2:56am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 9:03am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 5:40pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 4:18am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:54am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 2:05pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 10:22am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 4:34pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 10:35pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:25am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 1:59am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 4:08pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:11pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 4:18am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 4:42am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 1:52am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:17am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:02am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 2:24pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 1:56am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:32am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:37am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:48am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 10:30am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 2:22pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 1:41am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 9:05am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 7:38pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 9:43am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 4:34pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 1:47am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 12:22pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:13am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:02am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 10:12am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:15am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 7:42am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 12:44am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 10:35pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:26am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 2:25pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:28pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 1:10pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 9:00am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 4:20am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 3:17pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:28pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 12:57am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 12:25am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 10:08pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:22am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 3:35am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 10:49am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 10:56am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 10:55am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 10:52am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 11:20am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 5:52am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 4:49am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 2:22pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:42pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:06am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 9:19am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:03am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:27am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:22am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:30am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:52am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:27am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:53am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:52am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:38am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 3:36am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:12am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 1:42am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:14am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 4:51pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 9:14pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 9:14pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:26am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:55am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 4:03pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 1:54am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 4:24am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 4:36am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:39am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:02am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 12:42am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 4:48am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 3:30pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:11am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:27am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:09am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:25am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:11am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:03am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:03am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:11am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:44am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:48am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:48am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 12:44am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 12:44am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 10:49am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:18am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 11:00am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 3:37am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:02am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 2:33am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 8:33am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:41am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 9:15am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 2:51am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 5:52am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:45am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:36pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 10:18am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 10:42am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:22am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:02am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:55am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 1:10pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 3:17pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 4:49am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:36pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:00am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:38pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:38pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:29pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:33am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:59am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 9:19am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 11:03am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 12:18pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 11:44am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 12:21pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 12:23pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 1:08pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 4:02pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 1:33pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 3:42pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 4:36pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 4:09pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 12:44am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 1:41am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 3:25am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:52am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:58pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:41am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:53am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:25am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:01am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:03am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:03am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:45am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:44am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 8:39am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 8:39am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 10:23am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 3:58pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:36am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:52pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 1:55am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:26am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:05am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 10:16am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 12:48pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:03pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 3:59pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:58am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 4:41am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:59am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:21am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 11:39am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:31am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:55am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:38pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:28pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:56pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:24am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:34am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 5:17am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:24am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:59am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 3:58pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:45am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:44am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:20am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:49am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:02am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:02am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:09am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:45am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:48am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 8:39am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 8:45am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 3:58pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 3:58pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 3:59pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:14am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 1:55pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:17pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 10:37am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:57pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 2:08pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:00am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:49am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 3:22am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:09am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:28am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:06am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 8:37am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 12:06pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 12:48pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:30am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:33am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:09am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:45am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:47am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 8:38am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 10:42am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 10:45am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 3:59pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 4:45pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:14am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:14am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:36am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:38am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 3:59pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:27pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:16pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 4:00pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:27am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:33am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:31am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:40am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 3:22am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 3:32am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 3:03am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 3:23am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:17am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 5:13am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 7:02am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 2:19am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:17am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:05pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:58am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:00am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 9:18am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:44am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 10:30am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 3:59pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:14am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:45am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:20am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:16pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 5:17am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:57am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:45am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 10:22am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:04pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:47am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 8:38am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 8:41am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 3:59pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 3:59pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 4:44pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 4:46pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:36am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:36am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:38am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:45am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 5:08am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:11am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 4:44pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 3:57pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 4:44pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 4:44pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:14am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:37am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:36am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:45am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 5:10am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 5:10am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:11am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:11am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:01pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 3:30pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:21pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:24am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:26am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:41am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 3:21am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:35am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 5:39am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 1:58am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:10am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 2:05pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 11:53am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:20am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 5:04am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 5:04am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 5:46am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:02pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:30am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:33am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:08am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 10:38am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:28pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 4:47am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:27am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 9:09am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 12:50am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:32am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:36am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 4:44pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:14am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:14am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:14am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:37am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:09am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:09am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:11am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:11am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:12am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:01pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:01pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:02pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 10:08pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:31am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:56pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 8:46am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 10:30am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 3:59pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:36am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:08am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:11am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:01pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:02pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:38am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:10am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 5:20am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:37am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 3:10pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:37am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:22am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 5:39am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 5:54am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 9:18am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:07am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 8:46am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 3:58pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:28am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:08am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:11am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:01pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:01pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:49am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:10am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:31am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 5:38am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 3:23am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 5:08am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 6:06am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:07pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 4:47am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 1:44pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 8:33am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 3:25am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 8:30am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 7:42am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 11:51am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 11:51am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 6:52pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 3:47pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 11:51am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 9:04am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 12:48pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:09am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 10:38am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:02pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 4:41am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 9:45am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:42am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 5:17am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:37am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:37am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:38am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:08am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:09am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 5:11am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:11am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:12am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:02pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:01pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:01pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:01pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:01pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 4:59am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:49am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:59pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 1:43am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:28pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 5:10am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 5:10am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:12am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:12am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:01pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:02pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 2:26am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 2:26am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 4:56am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 4:56am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:49am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:50am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 3:46pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 3:46pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:30am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:55pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 8:42am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:37pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:14am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:35am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:35am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:01pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:01pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 4:47am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 10:17am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 7:55am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:47am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:36am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:15am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 8:38am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:37am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:45am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:10am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:01pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 4:59am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 1:44pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 8:31am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:44am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:56am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:41am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:55pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 9:05am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 9:05am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:24am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 12:17pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 2:25pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 1:47am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:24pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:27am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 8:38am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:37pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:30am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:08am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:35am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:06pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:01pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:49am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:59pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 8:17am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:37am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:16am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 6:03am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:12am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:01pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:01pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:01pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:01pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 2:27am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 4:56am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 4:56am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:50am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 10:07am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 4:53am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 4:34pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 8:43am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 3:46pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 2:17pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 11:57am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:11am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:33am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:27am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 8:33am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:56am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:13am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 12:05pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 1:50am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:35am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 12:25am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 1:56am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:06am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 1:10pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:12am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:36am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:34am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:08am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:28pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 4:47am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 8:44am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 9:09am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 9:11am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:38am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:20am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:19am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:01pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 2:26am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 2:26am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 4:56am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 4:59am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:49am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 10:07am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 10:07am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 4:41am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 2:24pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 10:57am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 1:50am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 1:54am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:03pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:57am



Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+8

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