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Put your Nose to the Grindstone!
-- Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd.
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"`The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick
your finger down his throat...'"
- The Book, on one of the Vogon's social inadequacies.
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Another Armenia, Belgium ... the weak innocents who always seem to be
located on a natural invasion route.
-- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3198.4
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I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward
or it dies. Well, what we have on our hands here is a dead shark.
-- Woody Allen
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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
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Success is getting what you want; happiness is wanting what you get.
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