You kids look like you could use delicious fruity beverage!
Might I suggest fizzy-pop's grape blast!
The new soda from Johnson's and Hedge's!

Open wide kids, 'cause I'm going to grape you in the mouth!
Come here kids!
I'm going to tie you to the radiator and grape you!

"Buy some today, and get a free grape whistle!"

Okay, when I'm finished graping you,
I'm going to go upstairs and grape your mother,and your father
then I'm going to take your whole family down to the basement
and grape you all for decades and decades and decades and decaaaades!

I'm gonna crack like nobody's watching and eat like I skipped lunch. Why? Because Red Lobster's Crabfest is back. I'm diving into so much crab, so many ways. Like Crab Lover's Dream with luscious Snow and King crab legs and rich crab alfredo. Or, the Snow Crab bake. Who knew crab go's with everything? Whoever put crab on this salmon, that's who. With flavors like these, I'm almost too excited to eat! Hey, I said almost. Now that it's back, get crackin' while you still can.

best boy