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Recent reviews by Helpudie

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1 person found this review helpful
25.3 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I love playing Hades, so this was an easy transition. Love the graphics, combat/movement feels very fluent. Really nice for an early access title, can't wait to see what they do with it.
Posted 1 June, 2022.
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9 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
224.5 hrs on record (163.7 hrs at review time)
If playing nightmare wasn't hard enough, in the recent update they removed the lube from the game and now bruisers can struggle snuggle you dry. ty turtle rock
Posted 9 November, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
60.4 hrs on record (15.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
if you've ever had the desire to fight a giant Moluch while it is simultaneously using the hull of you submarine as a meat sock, this is definitely the game for you and your friends to enjoy.
Posted 26 March, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
166.2 hrs on record (13.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
NOTE:
THIS GAME IS IN PRE-ALPHA, IT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE PRETTY.
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That being said, the game is good for what it currently is, there have been some rough patches with server availability, but the actual game works great when servers are up. The combat is great, the ships are cool and unique, and the loot is progressive. If you'd be upset by the server availability, then I'd suggest waiting a couple weeks or months before getting into the game.
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For anyone who cannot currently get into the game and came here to look at reviews:
"LOL all you nerds cant get in and im out here farming multiple T3 tobaggan walkers and stockpiling fragments"
Posted 27 March, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
33.6 hrs on record (33.1 hrs at review time)
Nothing like sending the kids off to the coal mine to ensure that they don't freeze to death like their parents.
Posted 30 June, 2019.
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14 people found this review helpful
360.6 hrs on record (162.0 hrs at review time)
-Abandonware. But regardless, the game is good.
-Plenty of stuff to do, and things to achieve.
-Best played with friend/friends, but not impossible to beat all bosses alone.
-hmu if you wanna play homie
Posted 14 October, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1,839.5 hrs on record (866.6 hrs at review time)
After putting nearly 45 days of my life into this game, I can honestly say that I have seen some things that can be improved and implemented. This game has so much potential, and I won't play another second of it till I can force another player to take a dump in front of me while naked and then consume said dump. 10/10 would put another 45 days into this game.
Posted 21 September, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
77.8 hrs on record (66.2 hrs at review time)
Don't waste your time on this liquid garbage, no one plays champs outside of the shiny new legends the creators release, and there are no reworks or balances for older legends. It's like they just keep coming out with unoriginal legends with no thought of how unbalanced they are. It's fun at first, but then you realize how much time you just wasted on this garbage can of a game, and it is the same feeling as when you break up with that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ girlfriend. Save yourself the hours in your life, there is a reason this game is free.
Posted 25 May, 2018.
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