I’m Jewish — which means I come from 3,000 years of tradition, survival, and promised CS:GO skins. Somewhere between Mount Sinai and the invention of the Internet, a covenant was made: I would suffer, I would wander, but one day... I would log in to find a factory-new Karambit in my inventory.
We’ve endured exile, persecution, and matchmaking with randoms who don’t buy armor — and we still top frag. Tactical thinking? It’s in the blood. Negotiation? That’s just trading on the Steam Market with extra steps.
I’m not just playing CS:GO — I’m fulfilling prophecy.