alright listen up guys im gonna tell you about something thats gonna blow your mindddddd. a new food. just came out. fresh, ready, good to eat in your mouth. ok so for this to work you need to have wawa. you need to have wawa so you can go there, and you need to buy a pretzel. a wawa pretzel. NOT THAT SINGLE… ♥♥♥♥! …crap…sorry…. ok so DOUBLE PRETZEL- you need a DOUBLE PRETZEL. OKAY? no single pretzels. cuzzzz we're big guys andd we gotta eat. ok. so we have wawa pretzels right? yes. right?? now everyboyd loves wawa pretzels. this- these wawa pretzels right they're already good, a staple even, but what if i told you we could take it to the next level. one word. lime juice. imagine that soft chewy pretzel paired with THE ZEST, THE ZEST OF THE LIME. that lime juice in your mouth, its zesty its tangy its fruity it's like a party in your mouth i'm telling you- im telling you right now. it's real, and its real good in your mouth and your stomach. a zesty tangy. tangy. tangy? what the♥♥♥♥? its a zesty tangy treat okay.. and you'll love it.

it's the ultimate EXPLOSION of flavor. and now i know what you're thinking, okay? i know what your smooth little brain is thinking about okay????? why lime juice on the pretzel? huh? what the ♥♥♥♥ dude?!?!?! yeah what the ♥♥♥♥ DUDE?!?!? (laughs) well let me break it down for you. ok lemme break it down im gonna break this down for you. the lime juice. adds that extra kick! that extra punch! of that lime flavor. and it make you say mmmmmmm. mmmm mmm mmmmm. great mouthfeel. wet, dry combine. wet of the juice. the lime juice. and dry of the meat. the pretzel meat, its doughy very soft BUT YOU NEED TO MICROWAVE IT!! the pretzel has to be warm. microwave it for maybe like 30 seconds not too hot just right. when its warm it gets the perfect mouthfeel consistency. too cold? just sticks to teeth. boring. feels bad mouthfeel. so we gotta warmmm it upppp. we gotta warm it up. throw it in the microwave- its cooking its hot and warm, soft. not too sticky!! great mouthfeel.

ok now let's talk about the health benefits of this meal. it has a lot of carbs, a lot. i think wawa pretzels have like 600 calories?? i dont know i havent eaten one recently. ok so lime juice is good. it has vitamin c, ascorbic acid. thats good. so its gonna be good for you. good for when sick. sometimes... and did I mention it taste good?!?! so not only are you enjoying a tasty treat, you also get great benefits from the dish. its a win win. now i- guys. you know me im good im a cool.. you know? not just talkign aout of my ASS here. i've seen the smiles on people's faces when they take that first bite of lime juice with a wawa pretzel. and when i say trust me i need you to just trust me becuase it's gonna change your life. so in conclusion i think all people should visit wawa for the snack of pretzel and lime juice because it will make you smile. thank you.