Ice cream makes you sexy, guys!
I be eating up my dinner while your eating up your breakfast.
I hate being bi-polar, it's awesome.
Swedish kebab is the best kebab.
In a seaside town there's just more, I feel there's more culture so there's more to talk about in school as well.
L'Amour Toujours" is not just a song...It's a way of being...
Is Darude Sandstorm from Naruto?
If you don't know the difference between 'there', 'their' and 'they're', your an idiot.
Life is like a sandwich, not matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first
I was born too young
I don't eat dinner the night before I dive. Because, you know, I don't want to sh*t on a boat.
Going B but then going A
Ach kanker man
Women power? How's about some paddy power!
I'm not going until I've had a pot noodle and gelled my hair!
"I like elephants" - Vin Diesel
"I'm not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ genie." - smooya
Time is relative. Beauty is relative. Family is relatives.
"We didn't know we were making memories, we were just having fun." - Bryan Hogg
I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many
Professional Valorant player
You don't see who's been swimming naked until the tide goes out
I only really watch Twitch streamers that i watch.
You may supply you own narrative
sub 2 yayiamhappy and find meanin of lief.
No, you're just going to have to turn this opportunity yes.
Alexa, make me a sandwich
9x+7i < 3(3x+7u)
Imagine a toilet paper dispenser that only let's you get one sheet at a time
I've seen ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ less full of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
RIP football 1863-2021
Patrice Evra is allergic to eggs
That means you've got an arsehole like a wizard's sleeve
Warwick Davis eating his dinner under a table