Recent reviews by hatuno

First: This Review is just me raging about the "features" of the multiplayer due to it being free to play atm. Thank god I didn't buy this game so I can't really tell you what the Singleplayer is like but let's be honest: Who actually cares about the Singleplayer in Call of Duty? (Apart from that it's probably sh*t too since EVERY Singleplayer in CoD has been horrible and it still sells, so I don't think they really invested some work this time either.)

This is literally the worst Call of Duty I have ever played, which is sad because I bought MW3 in 2011.
The weapon balancing is completely off, everything is either killing on the first hit or completely useless. Aiming is not really needed since the hitboxes are a complete mess (That being said, I have been playing shooters excessively in the last 5 years and still my reflexes and aiming are worth a sh*t in this trashcan of a game).
The new "features" e.g. jumping around like complete idiots are making it even easier for people with grenade launchers and the kind to kill their enemies, while they're moving relatively safe because the grenades are faster than most people can aim. While I'm on it, it was no surprise for me that explosives have a radius of about 100 square miles, but nice to see they still got that sh*t rollin.
The fact that the maps are completely open and you can get killed from four directions at most points is something all CoD's have in common but that doesn't make it any less stupid in my eyes.

The engine is nothing spectacular. Definitly not an up-to-date graphics, but playable. There are options to scale down the resolution, probably to make it playable on those machines from 20.000 BC they use in public schools or something, but I can't imagine anyone needs that since the graphics aren't that demanding, even on maximum settings.

To sum it up, this game is a noob-friendly, casual, sh*t game and I wouldn't recommend it to ANYONE. These bloody monkeys of developers haven't had their daily dose of crack while programming this as it seems. No idea whether anyone still even wants to buy this or is reading this but just in case I'm publishing it either way to make sure NO ONE BUYS THIS CR*P ANYMORE.