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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:03pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 5:14am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:27am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 2:29am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 2:28am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:13am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 11:28pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 11:37pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 5:45am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 9:57am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 9:57am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 9:57am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 9:13am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 5:27am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 5:07am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:07am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 6:14am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:17am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:18am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 4:59am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:06am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 10:57am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 9:43pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:06am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 4:45am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:10am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:05am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:53am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 11:29pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 11:29pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 11:29pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:07pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 6:27am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 8:37am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:23am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 5:56am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:04am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:56am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:57am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:56am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 5:57am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 9:57am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 7:29pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 4:45am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 2:37am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 3:53am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:03am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:36am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:05am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 9:43pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 4:45am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 7:55am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:55am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:10pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:15am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 10:35am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:31am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 5:54am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 11:19pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 11:56pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 12:54am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:53am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 2:30am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:47am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:13am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 3:12am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 7:25am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 10:44am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 8:43am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:29pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:11am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 5:34am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:45am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 4:26am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 11:17pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 11:36pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:47am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 5:46am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 6:25am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:22am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:22am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 10:33am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 11:08pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 6:01am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 6:29am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 4:43am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 4:42am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:48am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 11:29pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 12:12am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:17am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 6:05am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 6:05am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:17am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 9:57am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 9:57am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 8:03am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 8:03am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 8:03am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 1:36am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 3:11am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 6:54am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 10:54am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:01pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 9:08am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 8:04pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:41am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 2:38pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 4:19am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:13am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:23am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 11:05pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 11:16pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 11:48pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 12:08am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:17am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 10:33am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 6:31am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 6:34am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 7:13am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 8:36am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:28am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:15am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 5:13am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 5:18am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 5:54am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 11:40am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 9:49am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 3:59am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 4:09am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 9:57am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 3:25am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 2:23am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 6:55am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 12:54am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:35am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 11:33pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 11:40pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:05am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 6:05am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:08am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 4:28am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 7:55am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 7:14am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 10:40am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 10:43am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:13am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 6:04am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 6:46am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 3:53am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 8:42am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:23am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 3:11am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 8:27am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 2:46pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 2:13am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 2:49am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:08am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 11:09pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 11:24pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 12:49am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:13am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 6:06am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 2:50am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 8:22am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:22am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 11:57pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:29am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 10:09am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 6:29am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 3:43am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 11:39pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 11:44pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 12:34am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:54am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 6:06am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 10:28am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 3:53am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 3:46am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 8:09am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:16am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:52am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 3:11am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:05am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 10:33am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 10:30am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:12am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 1:21am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 12:31am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 10:30am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 12:06am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 7:58am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 3:01am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 6:30am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 10:40am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:51am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 3:50am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 3:11am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 5:07am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 5:46am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 6:06am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 6:26am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 7:04am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 3:55am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 8:11am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 10:41am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 5:02am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 2:39am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 7:35am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 8:50am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 2:25am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 2:47am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 9:04am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 3:51am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 3:50am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 4:44am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 8:52am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 9:00am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 8:22am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 7:41am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 10:59am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 9:20am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 6:40am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 6:42am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 7:38am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 7:41am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 3:13am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 4:35am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 1:00am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:23am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 1:38am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 3:12am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 1:35am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 2:39am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 2:38am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 5:46am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 6:29am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 1:35am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 2:44am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 10:21pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 6:54am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 4:42am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:13am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 11:29pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 6:06am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 3:46am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:24am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 8:28am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 8:22am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 12:28am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 6:42am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 5:12am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:49am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 6:55am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 6:29am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 7:27am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:52am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 7:04am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 3:55am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 6:30am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 8:43am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:24am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 5:02am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 6:42am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 8:29am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 8:56am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 8:22am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 10:30am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 5:55am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 4:15am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 10:40am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:52am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 3:11am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 8:47am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 6:17am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 7:20am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 2:00am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 1:02am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 9:09am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 9:09am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 9:16am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 4:44am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 8:21am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 8:50am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 3:53am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 10:48am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 6:58am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 7:35am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 3:55am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 9:09am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 11:28pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 12:53am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 8:29am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 5:19am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 10:08am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 7:12am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 7:12am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 10:30am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 10:30am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 7:34am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 2:14am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 1:39am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 7:58am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 7:21am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 6:21am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 11:15am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 4:45am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 3:12am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 16 May, 2022 @ 6:57am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:18am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 9:14am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 8:47am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 8:47am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 3:11am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 8:28am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 8:28am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 2:52am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 8:47am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 6:17am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 7:20am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 2:00am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 1:02am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 9:09am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 9:09am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 6:21am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 11:15am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 5:34am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 12:53am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 6:29am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 6:39am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 5:39am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 8:50am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 2:33am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 2:33am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 4:44am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 5:50am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 4:21am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 7:50am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 2:23am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 9:48am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 1:02am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 9:53am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 7:58am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:44am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 1:36pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 6:56am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 12:35am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 6:05am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 6:32am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 8:29am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 8:48am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 9:09am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 9:09am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 8:42am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 10:54am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 8:56am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 9:09am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 10:07am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 9:10am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 2:27am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 9:20am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 8:26am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:04am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 8:28am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 9:05am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:43am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:43am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 6:36am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 7:47am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 7:47am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 4:40am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:51am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 10:57am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 5:57am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 May, 2022 @ 6:57am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:08am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:43am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 7:02am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 6:04am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 3:56am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 8:47am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 6:18am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 2:32am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 7:20am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 3:55am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 9:09am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 12:01pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 4:45am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 4:45am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 10:10am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 10:20am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 4:14am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 8:06am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:48pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:24am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 7:43am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 6:40pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 6:18am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 2:32am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 7:20am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 3:55am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 9:09am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 4:32am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 5:11am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 10:55am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:45pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:24am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:00am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 11:29pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 6:05am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 3:53am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 8:43am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 7:25am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 8:22am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 7:58am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 4:45am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 3:12am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 May, 2022 @ 6:57am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 3:11am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 6:58am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 4:07am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 9:04am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 9:09am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 2:11am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 5:46am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 7:58am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 10:09am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 8:21am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 2:03pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:34pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 3:31am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 5:42am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 3:55am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:12am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 9:44am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 8:12am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:38pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:07pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 9:13am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 7:03am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 7:03am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 7:16am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 8:35pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 1:17pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 8:46am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 10:09am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 2:13am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 2:47am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 11:52pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:15am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:44pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:44pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:44pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:48pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:18am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 7:03am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 2:32am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:44pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 8:32am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:37pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:37pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:51pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:52pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:03pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:48pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:24am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:09am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 6:37am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:09am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 7:37am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 6:56am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:37pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:32am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:01am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:04am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:37pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 3:17am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:11am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:46pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:01am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 5:57am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 1:41pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:04am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:54am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:27am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 4:27am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:52am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:32am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:33am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:33am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:33am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:33am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:33am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:33am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:33am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:33am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:39am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 6:59am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 10:57am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 2:03pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:32am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:32am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:33am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:59am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:30am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:30am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:30am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:30am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:30am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:30am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:30am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:30am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:57am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:57am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:24am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:01am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 7:03am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 3:57am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 4:16am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:31am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:27am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:30am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:30am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 2:06am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 5:50am



By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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