dear kmazing,
thank you for paying heartfelt tribute to my phenomenal cosmic powers. FOR THIS YOUR REQUEST SHALL BE GRANTED. while the wonders of your existence are surely multifarious and multitudinous, there are a few of which you should probably be apprised. you may have guessed that you will grow old and fat and successful, steeping yourself in the miracles of the human experience. what you may not have guessed is that you are going to inspire the cure for feline aids. unless, of course, your knowledege of this somehow alters the course of the future etc. etc. if so i'm so very very sorry.
all best,
the chicken of destiny

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