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33.6 uur in totaal
I thought, was most useless guy ever to anyone, but now I have change my mind because I got know about guy named
'JONAH".

Great game with mind-blowing riddles and puzzles.
10/10

-D1v
Geplaatst 20 maart. Laatst gewijzigd 20 maart.
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75.8 uur in totaal
Wet Panic Simulator

Starts as Finding Nemo, turns into Nope.exe real fast. One minute, you're vibing with cute fish—next, a sea monster eats your submarine. 10/10, screamed underwater. 🌊💀
Geplaatst 13 maart.
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28.2 uur in totaal (27.9 uur op moment van beoordeling)
Ethan Winters – A Father, A Fighter, A Tragic Hero

Ethan Winters isn’t a super soldier or a legendary warrior—he’s just a man, a father, willing to walk through hell for his daughter. From the moment he steps into that cursed village, he endures unthinkable horrors, yet he never gives up. He’s beaten, broken, torn apart—literally—but his love for Rose keeps him going.

Ethan’s story isn’t just about survival; it’s about sacrifice. He loses everything, even himself, just to ensure his daughter has a future. His ending isn’t just tragic—it’s heroic. A man the world will forget, but one we’ll always remember.
Geplaatst 15 februari.
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13.6 uur in totaal
"Let's get this party started... with a whole lotta over-the-top demon-slaying badassery!"

Playing Devil May Cry 5 is like attending a rock concert where the headliners are three demon-slaying lunatics, and the mosh pit is full of monsters. You've got Nero, the angry punk with a bionic arm that could probably open jars for eternity; Dante, the legendary demon hunter who fights like he’s auditioning for a boy band AND a biker gang at the same time; and V, a goth poetry major who lets his demonic pets do all the work while he reads sonnets on the sidelines.

The combat? Oh, it’s not just a fight—it’s a dance-off. Chaining combos, juggling demons mid-air, and stylishly dodging attacks while heavy metal music blasts in the background is so satisfying it feels illegal. You’re not just slaying demons—you’re putting on a performance that could win America’s Got Talent.

Graphically, the game is gorgeous. The demons are terrifyingly detailed, and every strand of Dante’s luscious hair is rendered with the care of someone who’s way too invested in shampoo commercials.

The story is classic Devil May Cry: family drama, demon invasions, and enough plot twists to make your head spin. But let’s be honest—you’re not here for Shakespearean storytelling. You’re here to see Dante ride a demon like a surfboard while eating pizza.

In summary, Devil May Cry 5 is like guzzling a triple shot of espresso, blasting metal music, and unleashing your inner edgelord. 10/10, would summon a demon bird to carry me around while reciting cryptic poetry again.
Geplaatst 15 januari.
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78.6 uur in totaal
Have you ever thought, "What if I could fight robot dinosaurs with a bow and arrow while also saving humanity?" No? Well, too bad, because Horizon Zero Dawn slaps that thought into your head and makes it the most epic adventure you didn’t know you needed.

First, let's talk about Aloy. She's the ginger warrior we all wish we could be—armed with a bow, a spear, and the patience of a saint as she deals with tribal elders who clearly skipped science class. She’s like Katniss Everdeen but in a world where the Hunger Games has been replaced with Jurassic Park: The AI Edition.

The graphics? Oh, they’re so stunning you’ll find yourself stopping every five minutes to admire the scenery. “Is that a robot giraffe wandering through the sunset? Oh wait, it’s a Tallneck, and I can climb it like I’m auditioning for a nature documentary.”

Combat is where things get chef’s kiss. The game dares you to fight a mechanical T-Rex (the Thunderjaw) with nothing but some arrows, a few traps, and sheer audacity. Pro tip: don’t die, but if you do, at least the explosions are pretty.

The story? A+ for sci-fi drama and mystery. It’s like The Matrix meets National Geographic. You’ll unravel an apocalypse caused by humans and go, “Yup, that tracks.”

Overall, Horizon Zero Dawn is a game that’s equal parts thrilling, beautiful, and absolutely ridiculous in the best way. If you’re not into fighting robot crocodiles while wearing a handcrafted fur cape, well… you’re missing out. 10/10, would accidentally get stomped by a Thunderjaw again.
Geplaatst 15 januari.
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173.7 uur in totaal (56.2 uur op moment van beoordeling)
"Pirated but not pirated" had a face then Delta Force is the game of that face.

Its copied from Battlefield 1, 5, 2042, Call of Duty, Ready or Not and others too.

There's only two main difference where this game best out all of them;
1. Very Well Optimised and 2. ITS FREEEE...

So, kudos to Devs and Production and Publisher.

9/10 GAME. PERIOD
Geplaatst 15 januari.
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26.7 uur in totaal
This NFS game has one of the best stories. Give it try, you won't regret it.
Geplaatst 3 november 2024.
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63.5 uur in totaal
Nazis could have won this battle but thanks to game developer, they provided "Reload from last save" and it saved the America from getting taste of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

The best sniping game out there !
Geplaatst 1 november 2024.
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34.1 uur in totaal (24.4 uur op moment van beoordeling)
If anyone from INDIA or ASIA wishes to buy this game then don't waste your money, there is no dedicated server for ASIAN or INDIAN.
Instead, buy a hard-working onlyfans girl a subscription, and you'll have fun.

Thank me later !!
Geplaatst 22 juli 2024.
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8.1 uur in totaal
"Hawk Tuah" spit on that thang!
Geplaatst 20 juli 2024.
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