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So you're going by "Petty King Dave" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag,
it's Freddy from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to
give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target
lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you
had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and
drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser?
Nice catching up lol. Pathetic.. :v:

+rep believed everything I told him about buttplugs when all I really did was give him a recipe for banana bread and replaced "banana" with "buttplug"

+rep had the courage to seek advice about buttplugs

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Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.