Juan tiem tehr wos dis boi, wit soperpawers! Hie has dis spieshol hayr, wit reds coluors! Gynger boi dey caulls hiem! De hayr has de soperpawers, efvrey tiem peypol sais bed thangs, Hari pots dem sleaping in ze grawnd!

Hariboi cheff poets tans ouf piepoul in dis grawnd. Laest tiem dey sleaping in ze foarest, bechiend aull dem tries ant chitz.

Juan dey, Hari wos chaffin' funn stoyff in matsmayking, end som ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tardoes wos mayking funn auf Hari. "Tsjuka bljieyt, yu nob, p90 onli", denn Hari tayk pistouls onli, putts dem in ze grawnd.

If zey cheff sou dei lacki reeli, zey cheff puts efvry ding in de grawnd!

Toudey Hari wos play dis matsmaykey, end dis idjout dids nout traust Hari skeelz, end seys "Heri east wraung, peak meadle wid dem bombz!", dey louse, end Hari puts de hole enemies deem in ze grawnd!