+rep signed by the real warowl!

+rep, lurks all day

what'd you say?

I sexually identify as a snowchugger. Ever since I was a child I dreamed of chuggering over the plains of azeroth, freezing all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hunters. People say to me that a person being a snowchugger is impossible and that i am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded, but I don't care. I am beautiful. I am having a mechwarper install snowplough salt-shakers and whirling blades on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me choo choo and respect my right to chugga chugga chugga chugga and freeze endlessly. If you can't accept me you are a mechaphobe and need to check your top-deck privilege. Thanks for being so understanding

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

neutral rep he reeks of cheese