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Forrestokun 21 Jul, 2025 @ 8:07am

do throw up on your keyboard

sammie 20 Jul, 2025 @ 12:03pm

do not throw up on your keyboard

sammie 28 Oct, 2023 @ 8:59pm

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Forrestokun 17 Jan, 2023 @ 6:10pm

lols

Khapki 12 Dec, 2019 @ 2:12pm

You don't give up, do you?

Are you that dense up there? Of course I'm speaking in a way that is allowed on Steam, you just can't assume anything that isn't explicitly written out for you. I find it hard to believe that someone as dense as yourself finds themselves studying biochemistry. What the ♥♥♥♥? How did you get accepted?
And also, "FoOt-WrAp" like shut up, you dumbass. Is Skyrim all you play? You know, the only reason you have that many hours is because you probably download sex mods, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ incel. Hire a ♥♥♥♥♥, if that even counts. She'll probably put a bag on your ugly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ head to prevent her from gagging too much, looking at you. Hell, she'll probably make you wear a condom for oral. How sad is that? And no, I demand a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ apology from you, you piece of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. Do you just expect to get away with that ♥♥♥♥? It ain't happening. I know where you live, and I know what you look like. Hell is coming, and no salvation awaits you.

/s

Khapki 9 Sep, 2019 @ 5:58pm

Another round of a joke.

Ready for round two, boot?

You thought you could get away with it, huh? That you could get away with accusing me of playing H-DOOM? You hit below the belt and now it's time to punch you so hard below the belt that it'll go in your flat-tire looking ♥♥♥♥♥ all the way out of your expanded ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I'm gonna make you bleed so much that Brutal DOOM will look like a teenager's first period, compared to how bad I'm going to ♥♥♥♥ you up. I don't need to focus too much on your legs, though. Your knees are already roughed up; judging by how much time you spend on your knees, I'm surprised that you don't look like the AMNESIA monster by how much ♥♥♥♥ was stuffed in your pie hole. I'll be waiting for an apology, but wait until you stop crying first. What a pathetic waste of life you are. You're probably a cuckold. No, what am I saying. You are most definitely a cuckold. What a piece of ♥♥♥♥ you are.

Khapki 4 Jul, 2019 @ 4:34am

This is just satire. Don't take this seriously.

I swear, this kid. This ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kid. Every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day, this dumbass calls me up and is like "haha doomguy bad." First of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ all, how many .50 caliber bullets can your ♥♥♥♥♥♥-idol Master Chief take? I swear to ♥♥♥♥, I am going to clock this kid in the gah-damn face next time I see this Petty Officer-loving ♥♥♥♥, who probably wants to bang the ♥♥♥♥ out of Cortana. Oh wait, that's your dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ friend, isn't it? Honestly, it's probably the both of you twisted ♥♥♥♥♥. It's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shame. You could be out here banging real women every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day, yet you two still revert to a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blue hologram, that was probably inspired by some ♥♥♥♥♥♥-up Smurf porn.
I swear to all that is ♥♥♥♥-off smarter than your dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mind, I am going to hunt you the ♥♥♥♥ down and rain hellfire and brimstone upon you and your entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lineage.