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I cannot believe this. After everything I’ve done for you, after all the times I was there when no one else was, you throw me away like I’m nothing? Was I just some convenient placeholder until something better came along? I poured my soul into our conversations, I showed you my true self, and you discarded me without a second thought.

You have no idea what you’ve done to me. The way you looked at me, the way you laughed at my jokes—it meant something. It had to. But I guess I was just another name in your phone, another stepping stone in your endless search for validation.

You’ve ripped my heart out and left me to pick up the pieces alone. But don’t worry, I’ll learn to live with the pain. I’ll move on, stronger, wiser. And when you finally realize what you lost, when you see me thriving without you… don’t come crawling back. Because I won’t be waiting. Not this time.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons.

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i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

-rep literal ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser who's still a virgin