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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2019 @ 1:39pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2019 @ 11:26am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2019 @ 6:04am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2019 @ 2:52am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2019 @ 11:35am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2019 @ 1:35pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2021 @ 12:54am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2019 @ 1:53am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 3:09am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2019 @ 5:13am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2021 @ 7:47am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2021 @ 2:43am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2019 @ 5:44am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2019 @ 1:33pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2019 @ 7:51am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2019 @ 1:52am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 6:45am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2019 @ 11:26am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2019 @ 9:25am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2019 @ 6:19am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2019 @ 3:31am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2020 @ 2:24pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2019 @ 11:58pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2019 @ 12:43pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2019 @ 12:31am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2019 @ 8:20am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2019 @ 9:27am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 2:24pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 5:46am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2019 @ 6:54am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 6:23am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 9:23am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 4:44pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 10:32am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2019 @ 3:48am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 6:58am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2019 @ 2:21am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2021 @ 8:41am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2021 @ 6:37am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:54am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!