Hope you've been well my friend.. It's been a long time~

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was ♥♥♥. Don't trust this guy.

IF YOU WERE ᴘᴀʀʀɪᴇᴅ TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR ᴘᴀʀʀʏɪɴɢ THE GUY THAT ᴘᴀʀʀɪᴇᴅ YOU!

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WE ARE TRUE HOMIES...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Send this gun to everyone you sair about. See how many times you get this.....

Unless you were ᴘᴀʀʀɪᴇᴅ by natrual causes, because I ain't ᴘᴀʀʀʏɪɴɢ mother nature

Merry Christmas!

Pung pungimus +rep

hey alright