Recent reviews by Swirly

game runs and looks like ass but it has a grapple hook that works like the Just Cause one and the wires actually wrap around stuff so i'm wishlisting it just for that

I am not doing the achievements for this, but for 5 bucks to scratch the itch of terraforming, gathering, and seeing numbers go up, you could do worse.
OR YOU COULD DO BETTER BY PURCHASING THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED JAPANESE ACTION-RPG DRAGON'S
DOGMA: DARK ARISEN AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE FOR 5 DOLLARS ON ALL MODERN GAMING PLATFORMS DURING EVERY SINGLE SALE

You have not experienced gaming until you're holding onto a golem for dear life as you try to punch out one of its crystals while the game breaks every single rule in the VR motion sickness guidebook. Pure unadulterated ludo. Highly recommended.

Imagine if you took Fallout 4, added lag, durability on every item in the game, and late 2000s F2P limitations and monetization on top of it.
This genuinely could have been the greatest Bethesda skinnerbox yet if it was an offline game and fully moddable.
Ah well, maybe they'll get it right with Starfield 7766.

Hot garbage performance and iffy storytelling hinders this game so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much, but it's an honest to god Dragon's Dogma game and that's all I ever wanted. Even now, as I am winding down from finishing the game, I can't stop thinking about going into NG+ to do all the side content I missed out on as well as thinking up all kinds of runs exactly like I do with DDDA. Very far from a perfect game, but it's practically perfect to me.

great game with friends but not worth my SSD randomly disconnecting because my friend just HAS TO HAVE THE ASS AND TITTIES WITH JIGGLE PHYSICS MOD

KINOFIELD
GODD HOWARD I NEVER STOPPED BELIEVING
screw you my PC is perfectly good and your game runs like hot garbage but still tho KIIIIIINOOOOOOOFIEEEEEEEEEELD

Had a nearly-love-mostly-hate-relationship with the first game so I hesitated to play this for the longest time. Till i got gamepass and i sunk 96 hours into it there and 15 on Steam.
Love the difficulty options, the new skills are cool, and this game does what every good zombie game does: gives you a hundred zombies on screen and allows you to mow them down easily whether by vehicle or weaponry.

Gaige Minayle my beloved.

KINOJIMA DOES IT YET AGAIN