red vented.... kinda sus

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sussy baka

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This guy... this guy really likes eggs. I mean REALLY likes eggs. I was at his house the other day watching To Catch a Predator and a timer goes off. He jolts up and asks me if i'm in the mood for a snack. I accept his offer and he brings over a large cooking pot FILLED TO THE BRIM with EGGS; poached, boiled, and even some raw. Before I can even get a word in he starts sucking down pounds of eggs. The sound of crunching shells and squirting yolks getting slurped down his gullet overwhelms the TV as I sit back in disgust. As the sheer number of eggs entering his body increases exponentially the noise only gets louder, whites and yolks are spattered all around his living room like an abstract expressionist piece of artwork. After 45 seconds he finally stops, moans, and takes a deep starved breath for air as he plunges back into the cookware for a second helping. Two minutes pass before finally finishing the last egg and with a wide grin on his face he turns to me, and groans HHHHNNNGG.

Ho.... Mukatte kuru no ka?

+Rep headset mic is attune to a beeping alarm clock