I used to play Candy Crush for hours on end, no breaks, no mercy. But ever since Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson himself whispered in my ear to try **Apex Legends** for free, my life has never been the same. This game is a *game*. It has guns. It has Legends. And best of all, it has a battle royale experience so intense that I sweat more than a rotisserie chicken in a sauna every match. Last week I sold my bed to buy Apex coins for skins I don’t even need, and now I sleep on the floor with my pet goldfish, Blorbo, who stares at me like a disappointed coach. By day, I hustle WiFi from the local library to keep dropping into Kings Canyon, and by night, I dream of pulling off that one-wingman headshot I missed. This game has CHANGED me. It has *graphics*, it has *ping systems*, and most importantly, it has the power to turn your existence into a highlight reel. Don’t disappoint me or Blorbo. Download Apex Legends, and join us in greatness. Thank you, Rock.

AYOO MISTER TRISTAN ABELLON‼️💯🗣️ Don’t make me pull up to YOUR HOUSE and install Apex Legends myself, son 🙅‍♂️😭💀. You out here acting like you don’t know the vibes 🪦👊. If I catch you playing anything else like Roblox, I’m dropkicking your setup into another dimension ☄️🪐‼️ The Legends are CALLING 📞👀, and you BETTER answer or it’s OVER for you, lil man. Imagine NOT clapping cheeks in the Arena 🍑💨 or going full Rampart with a Sheila 🔫🤖—that’s EMBARRASSING, bro 🙈💀. Download it NOW before I rearrange your priorities IRL ☝️😭. You don’t want this smoke, BLUD, so stop sleeping on greatness and meet me in the dropship or it’s gonna be malicious gestures on sight 🚨🦍‼️

I used to play Fortnite all night. No sleep! But ever since Obama told me to try Raid Shadow Legends for free, I am addicted. This game is a game. It has graphics. It has characters. Best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! Two week ago I spend all my money becoming a Raid Shadow Legend. Now I live in a dumpster outside a McDonald’s with free WiFi. At night I sneak into the McDonald’s like my new raccoon dad, Stripey, taught me to do so I can charge my phone. Through the cracked screen I am still perpetually amazed by the graphics of this game... they look so real! Thank you Obama, you truly changed my life!

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bad Among us update
hey Innersloth, I don't want to be rude but the new update is cursed. I can't write in the chat to say that i and a other crewmate are save and actually just did a visual. i allways have lighting glitches that don't let me see half of the screen and allows me to look in other rooms like there was a door, threw which i can see too and i cant play the game properly because i can't do me task like normal because they render gliched and completely weard . I could have won 5 more games if i could write in the chat like normal. Plz change that back to before. I lost the fun in the game. Thanks for reading. -grumbo85

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