Recent reviews by Rest Rotational Grazer

Pretty neat.. I liked the way I got to beat the final boss.. very quaint. and neat... mr. goober is a neat fellow. but quit calling me a damned cornball!! im not messin around!!!

THIS GAME RULES!
One of my favourite games of all time AI: The Somnium Files is a very rad game!!

The story writing is fantastic as to be expected from Uchikoshi, and the characters are all pretty interesting. I cried multiple times during this game, but I cry at a lot of media like a little baby, like a baby wussy baby boy, so no guarantee you'll cry too but it's got seriously bomb emotional moments fyi.

Some people have been saying that the dirty jokes in the game are bad for some reason. I'll admit they got old after a while but a lot of it was still pretty funny. I really did dig the other humour in this game 100%, and the goofy insane action sequences were great and got my blood pumping like crazy.

Personally I think the humour was important to the game, even if at times being overbearing. In my opinion in serious fiction there should be humour to lighten the mood, this is like staple in literature imo not something to be critized. This is stuff SHAKESPEARE did! I bet if shakespeare were allive today he'd be writing porno mag jokes and eating microwave sushi, naked, in the back of a cadillac with Uchikoshi. (this is a reference to the classic comedy action flic Hudson Hawk (1991))

Cannot recommend this game enough! Allow yourself to be taken aboard an experience and you're sure to enjoy the many beautiful parts of this game just like me!

Very good mystery, and lots of fun to be had! 9.4/10

really really fun deckbuilder! story and characters are pretty fun too! seriously solid game!

ehehe yoyo MOVE!!!!! (i ama wful at this game) bridget has a yoyo EPIC!!!!!! AWESOME!!!! GANGSTA SHMOVES!!!!! EHEHEEHE #SWAG pretty FUN!!!!

Fun and emotional experience! I enjoyed it so much! The gameplay was simple yet charming and fun! The story was super awesome too! Music was amazing and the graphics were cute!
Ace game overall if you like emotional storytelling, good music, rpg elements, pretty graphics, big recommend!

dopest game ever legit

the perfect difficulty, it's challenging and fun

the controls are sweet as well

the artwork is incredible, and soundtrack is cool

the easter eggs are random and what but yes good

also VERY GOOD GAME
also it has trading cards
and is cool game cheap
and is good goood goododdddodoodofo
it is seriously amazing game worth every cent :)))))))))0
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Got a free copy of the game from orlygift.com
This game is great, not only is it a perfect simulation of getting your driver's liscense, it has awesome customization stuffsiez. (love just messing with it and stuff) Anywho there's only one problem.


THERE'S NO PINK PAINT JOB.

Got this from orlygift.com :D
THIS GAME IS AWESOME OMG. It's arcade style, super fun.
The only problem is THAT IT'S GOING TO MAKE ME FAIL A TEST, FAIL COLLEGE, NEVER GET A JOB, AND STARVE TO DEATH ON THE STREETS SINCE IT'S SO ADDICTING.
fine im kinda exaggeratering but like it's great.
rlly
try it

It's an AAAAAMAZING game that gives you so much freedom and I LOOOOOOOOOVE the object editor. I play it non-stop HIGHLY RECOMMENDED because it's suitable for ALL ages and you can play it with young children and teach them big ords that other than that they would have never known. ITTSSSS SOOOOOOO FUNNNNNNN