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swole father who art in heaven, vascular be thy veins. Thy PR comes, thy sets be done on legs as it is on chest. Give us this day our daily whey, and forgive us our failed reps, as we forgive those who curl in the squat rack. lead us not into functional training, but deliver us from the elliptical. For thine is the bench, the curl, the row. Forever and ever wheymen.

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⠀⠀   𝓜𝓪𝔂 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓲𝓯𝓮 𝓫𝓮 𝓫𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓭 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓶𝓪𝓷𝔂 𝓭𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓱𝓪𝓶𝓫𝓾𝓻𝓰𝓮𝓻𝓼 & 𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼.

:3

gubmo

Thy elusive name on every leaderboard pervades me.