Congrats on the up coming wife

I'll Fight You Old Man

lactose intolerance is such a dumb term. oh yeah i cant tolerate it thats it. i feel like they should use a different word because i can tolerate it but it doesnt change how much it sucks. its a necessary evil. like milk is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good but stummy hurt ouchy ouchy. so what would we call that? what would be the word? i cant think of a better one but intolerance is definitely not it. im sure someone really smart could name it something better. lmk if you come up with anything

how do i place an order with doordash? i keep clicking the button but nothing is happening and its really pissing me off. oh wait. wait. theres like 7 people outside my house with baconators. can you come over and help me get rid of them? you can have a bite of one of the baconators if you come and help me. i promise.

okay that's it, I'm gonna say something rude and slightly unkind. I don't want to chug jug with you. There I said it, are you gonna do the fortnite? or are you gonna do the thug shaker h

thats it i installed the skyrim mod to make dragons look like you and im gonna beat you up now