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Hello Dad, I would like to thank you for adopting me. I know a lot of people don't like pug stars. But swag mag bad dad.

Dear Customer,

We regret to inform you that the card titled "Mommy's Debit" has been declinded your latest purchases due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases with your local bank. The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo 12' Lubricated Thrusters
- 3x Backdoor Sluts 9
- 1x "Undetectable Aimbot" from AimJunkies
- 6x Hentai Mousepad
- 5x Bananas
- 1x Small Condom
- 2x Subscription to JakeChillz Minecraft stream
- 1x Deag's Rust Career
- 1x Gay Poster

Please respond back to us using your old email:
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Excuse me miss but that's against my religion. I identify as a guy dressed up as Alexander Hamilton who hasn't seen the show Hamilton but thinks he knows one of the songs, but totally doesn't but just goes with it and sings
Alexander Hamilton Alexander Hamilton Got yourself a problem He can Alexander handle it
Lost 150 pounds Alexander damn he thin Never lost a single fight Alexander champion Has a love for weird guitars Alexander mandolin Wishin' he could go to sleep Alexander Ambien Lives in a department store Alexander mannequin Breath is smellin' kinda' whack Alexander hand ya mints Sees something he doesn't like? He Alexander banning it Loves The Office way too much Alexander Pam and Jim