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ㅤ* A skeleton walks into a pub one night and sits down on a stool. The landlord asks, "What can I get you?" The skeleton says, "I'll have a beer, thanks" The landlord passes him a beer and asks "Anything else?" The skeleton nods. "Yeah...a mop..."
ㅤ* Two men walking their dogs pass each other in a graveyard. The first man says to the second, "Morning."
"No", says the second man. "Just walking the dog."
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