elpablito4i20
elpablito4i20   Porto, Portugal
 
 
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༒☬Luffy☬༒ 26 Jul, 2022 @ 6:15pm 
vai chetar pro crlho o boi
Randy ❀ Calliope 3 Oct, 2020 @ 1:03am 
Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A skeleton walks into a pub one night and sits down on a stool. The landlord asks, "What can I get you?" The skeleton says, "I'll have a beer, thanks" The landlord passes him a beer and asks "Anything else?" The skeleton nods. "Yeah...a mop..."
ㅤ* Two men walking their dogs pass each other in a graveyard. The first man says to the second, "Morning."
"No", says the second man. "Just walking the dog."
ㅤ* Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol!
correia 14 Mar, 2018 @ 12:33pm 
aceita pls
zizi 27 Jan, 2018 @ 11:33am