CAN'T READ THUDTH, CAN'T READ THUDTH, NO WE CAN'T READ THUDTH POKERFATHE! (HE'TH GONNA STHPANK SOMEBODY) CAN't READ THUDTH, CAN'T READ THUDTH, CAN'T READ THUDTH POKERFATHE! (HE'TH GONNA STHPANK SOMEBODY) OH OHOH OH OH OHOHOHOH HE'LL GET YOU HOT, THEN TELL YOU HE'TH A COP OH OHOH OH OHOHOHOH HE'LL GET YOU HOT, THEN TELL YOU HE'TH A COP!

there oneth wath a man named thudth,
and he oneth ate rothe budth,
he chucked a thpewed and and he nearly pood,
and now he eatth chicken