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ㅤ* I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
ㅤ* A skeleton walks into a pub one night and sits down on a stool. The landlord asks, "What can I get you?" The skeleton says, "I'll have a beer, thanks" The landlord passes him a beer and asks "Anything else?" The skeleton nods. "Yeah...a mop..."
ㅤ* A man visits his doctor:
"Doc, I think I'm losing it", he says",I'm forever dreaming I wrote Lord Of The Rings."
"Hmm. One moment", replies the doctor, consulting his medical book.
"Ah yes, now I see... you've been Tolkien in your sleep."
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