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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 10:30pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 10:30pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 2 May @ 3:47am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:35pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 11:15pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 6:58pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 6:41am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:17am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 2:40am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:01pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 10:33am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 10:19am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 6:41am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 11:16pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 11:42pm

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 11:29pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 10:31pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 7:12pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:24pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:56pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 7:46am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:43pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 6:41am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:14pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 4:22am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:13pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 7:39am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:53pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 6:12am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 8:12am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 9:17pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 3:29am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 7:43am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 8:02pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 8:24pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:29pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:41pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 7:46am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:54pm



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!