+rep shabu

I WANT NOBODY NOBODY NOT YOU!!

bro are you disrespecting my japanese culture bro i’m more japan than all of you because i watch anime and you don’t, i bet you don’t even know what Naruto is you degenerate. So before you message me acting like you know my culture maybe check yourself first

+rep pro and a cool dude

shout out to my homies with extra chromies

stay lit fam

Signed by Snipe2Die

can i be your friend

this guy is such a nice guy . good person . go-getter man-baby. He also has the biggest and I mean the biggest crush on hah made you look! no way im telling you he has a crush on olofmeister and secretly hopes that he'll get married to him one day

+rep No salt , only sugar spice and everything nice. pro player !

+rep friendly gay *guy :p

nice 兄弟(guy)

i am so sorry for your loss. being diagnosed with ligma must be very tough for you and your family... my condolences

-bofa

I recall my first time with a condom; I was 16 and I went in to a pharmacy to buy a pack of condoms and there was this beautiful assistant behind the counter. She could see I was new to this so she asked “Do you know how to put one on?” I said “No, this is my first time.” So she took the pack and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked around the store to make sure nobody was there, and she quickly led me to the back. She then unhooked her bra and lay it aside. “Does this excite you?” I was dumb-struck and I just nodded. She then told me it was time to slip on the condom. As I was putting it on, she removed her panties and a lay down on the desk. “Take me.” So I did. It wasn’t long before I arrived. She looked at me with a fretful face and said “Did you put that condom on?” To which I replied “Sure did!” as I held up my thumb to show her. She fainted.

+rep

Best detective/lolice

+rep hope u wont get hiv by ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a dog

you

thank

+rep

I think everyone knows by now that the easiest way to get huntsman spider to stop coming in your house is to flip it over and suck its ♥♥♥♥. Hear me out. Carry a spatula around and when you see one, flip it onto its back. They’re docile once they’re in that position. Then gently press on its abdomen to retract its penis. It will be small though. Use the tip of your tongue to manipulate it to full erection, then suck with your lips until it ejaculates; usually 30-45 minutes later. If you don’t feel the rush of semen, you will know by its legs scratching playfully at your face when it gets oversensitive. The main trick is; Don’t swallow the spider semen. Trust me, I know it will be tempting. But no, pick up the spider and let him outside, then drool its ejaculate material near the entrances of your house. Its semen mixed with your saliva will signal him to move on to another house. Spiders do NOT like to get their ♥♥♥♥♥ sucked by the same person.

signed by ropz

+rep desperate

+rep pro

Signed by viRRE

waller obviously

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Nice hacks

+rep! My biggest fan

GGnice

+rep my big fan

hhhhhhhhhhhEarth..lol

so,where are you come from ?

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

pros guys and kind

Signed By LordChomper a.k.a Second JW

+rep Knife jack off

+rep thank you so much

+rep pranked me so hard <333333