hey who needs those chumps, i'm a lot sexier and hotter so who needs ady when you can have me. I'm so much better 4 u and ily so much and we play zombie games together. egirls ftw.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

Hey man this is Ady from the Adult Super Store down in South County, so your husband's vibrator with the V6 engine in it, well needless to say, it's blown a head gasket. Please give me a call because it's going to be a lot more expensive to fix this thing than we thought. I know it's his favorite and it means a lot to you guys, so we'd love to fix it up and get you guys hummin again!

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