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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 5:45am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 11:30am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 12:29am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 9:53am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 3:35am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 9:05am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 3:18am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 8:03am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 11:12pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 7:43am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 5:21am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 5:25am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 5:31am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 5:44am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 5:58am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 12:49am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 10:42pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 8:35am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 11:29am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 1:31am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 1:31am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 1:31am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 5:25am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:10am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 11:35pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 5:21am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 5:21am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 5:58am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 12:38pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 1:29am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 5:21am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:10am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 5:29am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 11:30am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 3:39am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 5:46am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:49pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 2:00am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 5:37am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 10:42pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:49pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 11:32am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 3:39am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:11am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 10:42pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:15pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 5:20am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 7:59am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:03am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 9:36am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 9:36am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 9:36am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 5:28am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 1:08pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 12:03am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:06pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 5:58am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 11:31pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:21am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:49pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 8:39am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 11:16am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 3:19am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 10:42pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 3:19am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 11:34am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:38pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 8:39am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:44am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 12:45pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 6:26am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 3:53am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 9:01am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 9:53am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 2:00am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 6:29am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 8:49am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 7:35am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:11am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:03am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 9:03am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 9:03am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:59am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 9:05am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 3:23am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 10:57am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 9:05am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 11:46am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 6:49am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 2:28am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 5:18am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 6:51am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 11:36am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:15pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 4:33am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 11:12am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 10:23am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 10:35am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:36pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 7:05am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:52pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 3:57am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 8:51am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 1:38pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 1:44am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 2:35am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 2:57am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 3:28am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 7:26am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 5:10am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 5:49am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 6:49am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 8:59am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:15pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 8:31am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:15pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 7:59am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 10:52am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 6:51am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 9:36am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 8:57am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 10:34am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 3:48am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 3:48am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 9:38am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 9:02am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 9:02am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 7:47am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 8:50am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:06am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 6:07am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 4:33am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 4:09am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 2:08pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 11:26am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 10:43pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 9:49am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 1:13am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 6:49am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 12:54pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 8:35am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 9:43am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 11:46am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 6:08am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 9:31am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 11:07am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 11:05am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 10:07am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 9:09am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 9:31am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 10:13am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 10:13am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 11:04am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 11:11am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 10:47am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 11:12am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 1:31am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:53am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:00am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 10:38am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 5:03am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 7:44am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 2:54am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 4:02am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 7:26am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 8:58am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 1:43pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 9:05am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:15am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 11:05am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 9:00am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 7:48am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 4:33am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 2:33am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 8:56am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 11:07am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 1:07pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 12:56pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 2:29pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 2:09pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 3:18am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 1:13am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 3:57am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 6:26am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 10:37am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 1:04pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 2:02pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 7:26am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:46am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 6:30am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 3:19am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 2:27am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 10:17am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 9:03am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 8:59am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 3:55am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 9:05am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 7:26am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 3:38am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 11:39am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 1:43pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 9:05am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:15am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 10:32am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 7:18am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 10:04am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 10:04am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 10:14am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:23am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:16am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 9:05am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 8:15am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 10:13am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 10:13am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 11:42am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:31am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 8:57am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 9:06am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 3:46am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 10:07am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 11:42am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 7:18am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 10:16am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 7:41am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 7:29am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 11:03am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 10:32am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 8:49am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 9:11am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 10:32am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 6:19am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:41am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:46am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 8:51am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:46am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 11:44am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 11:50am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:42am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:28am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:29am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:29am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:29am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:29am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:29am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:29am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:29am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:29am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:29am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:29am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:29am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:29am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:29am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 3:17am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:33am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 3:18am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 11:12pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 6:22am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 7:26am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 9:58am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 6:19am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:43am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 7:39am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 9:54am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 8:13am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 12:56am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 9:04am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 9:20am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 11:37am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 9:14am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 9:11am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 11:37am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 2:31am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 2:05pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 4:00am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:40am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:47am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 2:57am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 2:57am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 10:16am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 11:37am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 7:30am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 10:32am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 9:29am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:46am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:46am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 6:37am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 3:57am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 11:37am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 10:23am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:02am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:04am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 8:51am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 11:44am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 6:37am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 1:38pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 1:36am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 8:59am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 3:55am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 6:49am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 6:49am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 6:49am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:32am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:40am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 9:30am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 1:46pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 11:18am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 10:08am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 9:51am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 4:26am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:41am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 7:28am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 3:50am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:25am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 9:38am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 8:36am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:47am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:46am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 7:16am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 3:54am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 10:45am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 1:46pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2022 @ 3:45am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:00am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 1:13am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 5:32am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 1:39pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 9:14am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 11:42am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 3:52am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:47am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 2:50pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:50am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 9:51am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 12:29pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 7:03am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 9:52am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 12:26pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:19pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:38am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 11:46am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:34am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:03am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 10:52am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 8:04am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 9:58am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 3:42am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:46am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 2:57am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 3:57am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 9:07am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 9:09am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:25am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2022 @ 3:58am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 7:39am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 6:53am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 6:02am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:34pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 8:30am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 4:00am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 4:10am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:00am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 3:13am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 11:19am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 9:58am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:23am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:24am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:43am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 9:15am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2022 @ 2:28am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:44am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 6:37am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 3:54am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 12:44pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 9:28am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 9:05am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 6:55am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 7:49am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:44am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 9:51am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:10am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:31pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 6:38am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 3:54am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 2:07pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 4:28am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2022 @ 2:28am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2022 @ 11:13am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 5:06am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:09pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:34pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 9:05am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 6:55am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 7:49am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:44am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 9:11am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 11:20am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 2:07pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 6:50am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 6:50am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2022 @ 8:06am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 7:47am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 9:03am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 3:42am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:01pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 12:01pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:57am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 5:24am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 5:38am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 5:21am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 5:45am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 5:45am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 6:25am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 11:46am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:23am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 9:36am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 10:04am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 9:01am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 10:35am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 10:23am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:46am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 2:50pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:27pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 8:18am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 3:26pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2022 @ 8:06am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 8:32am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2022 @ 2:28am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 1:40pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 5:06am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 9:21am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:38am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 9:05am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 8:19am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 9:51am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 7:38am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 3:53am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 9:35am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 9:03am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 6:49am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:03am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 4:10am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:23am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:01pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:24am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:24am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:24am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:24am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:24am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:24am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:24am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:27am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 10:08am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 9:51am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:24am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:24am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:26am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:23am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:23am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:23am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:54am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:27pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:40pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 9:21am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:38am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 9:05am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:23am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:35am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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