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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2013 @ 4:09am

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2013 @ 8:30pm

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 10:11pm

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2013 @ 4:42am

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2013 @ 8:45pm

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2013 @ 4:45am

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2013 @ 8:43pm

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2014 @ 3:31am

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2013 @ 7:41pm

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2013 @ 7:41pm

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 9:55pm

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2013 @ 8:39pm

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 10:00pm

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2013 @ 7:37pm

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2013 @ 2:39am

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2013 @ 2:40am

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 10:23pm

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 10:26pm

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2013 @ 6:32pm

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2013 @ 6:36pm

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 10:33pm

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2014 @ 6:27am

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2013 @ 8:48pm

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 10:16pm

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2013 @ 7:28am

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2013 @ 4:42am

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2013 @ 2:57am

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2013 @ 4:31am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 10:00pm

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 10:26pm

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 10:41pm

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 10:45pm

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2013 @ 6:23pm

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 10:32pm

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2013 @ 6:45pm

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2013 @ 3:56am

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2013 @ 8:52pm

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 10:45pm

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2013 @ 7:41pm

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2013 @ 4:21am

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2013 @ 7:38am

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2013 @ 8:38pm

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2013 @ 6:59pm

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2013 @ 6:29am

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2013 @ 7:59am

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2013 @ 7:56am

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2013 @ 7:55am

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2014 @ 6:31am

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2014 @ 6:00am

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2014 @ 6:50am

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2014 @ 6:50am

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2014 @ 2:39am

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2014 @ 2:43am

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2014 @ 2:43am

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2014 @ 2:49am

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2014 @ 3:24am

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2014 @ 2:55am

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2014 @ 3:21am

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2018 @ 8:36pm

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2018 @ 11:40pm

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2018 @ 11:40pm

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2018 @ 8:17pm

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 5:46am

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 5:45am

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2018 @ 8:36pm

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2018 @ 11:40pm

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2018 @ 8:09pm

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2018 @ 11:46pm

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2018 @ 12:06am

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2018 @ 12:07am

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2018 @ 12:06am

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2018 @ 11:43pm

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2018 @ 8:09pm



One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
2 / 6

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.