here's the story of evan and rafiki. they were two guys i went to high school with. evan was fat and rafiki didn't shower (i know this for sure, don't ask me why). rafiki was also like 3 years older than us and obsessed with the subway. every day evan would say "you smell like ♥♥♥♥" and rafiki would say "♥♥♥♥ you fat boy"

7th May ffs, stop sucking on nitrus and fingering your exhaust and play some games dammit