I am the man with the plan...

The people will come to me for salvation...

I have a hunch that something's gonna happen...

Take this Stacy concert goin' on right chere, something very bad is gonna happen here.

You know the kinda people that come to these Stacy concerts, these dudes have got energy to spare.

We're talkin' guys who beat off four times a day!

This is an epicenter of energy, man...

But this Stacy they love, she's an, she's an illusion, but in the new age, there's no foolin' them, no sir, they won't be fooled by illusions anymore!

Oh, oh my God! I'm comin', I'm comin'! Whaaa-hoo, whoo!

(CONCERT BUILDING EXPLODES)

See, I told ya.

This is real!!!