Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a goose: no time to talk.
Music loud and geese warm, I've been kicked around
Since I was hatched.
And now it's all right. It's OK.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on geese.

Whether you're a goose or whether you're a gosling,
You're stayin' a goose, stayin' a goose.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
And we're stayin' a goose, stayin' a goose.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' a goose, stayin' a goose.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' a goose.