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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Avattu 27.5.2021 klo 16.12

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Avattu 26.5.2021 klo 13.19

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Avattu 26.5.2021 klo 0.57

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Avattu 26.5.2021 klo 1.39

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Avattu 26.5.2021 klo 1.20

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Avattu 26.5.2021 klo 13.42

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Avattu 27.5.2021 klo 16.17

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Avattu 27.5.2021 klo 19.11

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Avattu 28.5.2021 klo 1.59

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Avattu 28.5.2021 klo 18.46

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Avattu 3.6.2021 klo 22.21

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Avattu 4.8.2022 klo 3.16

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Avattu 7.10.2021 klo 16.34

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Avattu 28.5.2021 klo 16.32

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Avattu 28.5.2021 klo 18.41

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Avattu 26.5.2021 klo 1.21

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Avattu 28.5.2021 klo 16.44

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Avattu 26.5.2021 klo 0.45

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Avattu 27.5.2021 klo 19.03

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Avattu 3.6.2021 klo 21.32

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Avattu 7.10.2021 klo 16.19

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Avattu 26.5.2021 klo 0.47

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Avattu 27.5.2021 klo 19.23

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Avattu 27.5.2021 klo 19.07

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Avattu 28.5.2021 klo 16.53

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Avattu 26.5.2021 klo 13.48

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Avattu 26.5.2021 klo 1.23

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Avattu 27.5.2021 klo 16.52

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Avattu 27.5.2021 klo 18.15

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Avattu 10.6.2021 klo 17.28

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Avattu 27.5.2021 klo 17.27

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Avattu 28.5.2021 klo 18.21

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Avattu 26.5.2021 klo 22.58

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Avattu 26.5.2021 klo 14.22

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Avattu 3.6.2021 klo 22.24

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Avattu 13.6.2021 klo 22.15

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Avattu 4.8.2022 klo 4.42

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Avattu 9.8.2022 klo 10.16

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Avattu 10.6.2021 klo 17.38

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Avattu 4.8.2022 klo 5.31

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Avattu 6.1.2023 klo 3.41

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Avattu 26.5.2021 klo 13.15