Recent reviews by The One Goochinatr

Great social game to play with friends, basically like playing Mafia or One Night Ultimate Werewolf, but can have a lot more depth if you want to play on harder modes.

This game is an example of what would happen if aids and the westgate bridge had a baby. It's not even worth my time to go into all the retarded ♥♥♥♥ the developer thought was good ideas.

10/10 would shoot themselves in the ♥♥♥♥-ing brain after playing this.

I've never, ever wanted $0.13 back this ♥♥♥♥-ing badly

Now I just need to find a good place to hang the rope.

0 / 10

+ Simple to pick up
+ Not demanding on CPU whatsoever
+ Free to Play / Very Short Download
+ Graphics are cheery, bright and really nice
+ Gameplay is simplistic but enjoyable

- Not enough to do / gets repetitive
- Not much music, gets annoying eventually
- More of a mobile game

If you enjoy those 'idle clicker' type games that you can get on your smartphone, then you will definitely enjoy this game, as it's pretty much just a high quality version of one of those. Otherwise you will likely find that this game doesn't offer much in terms of gameplay. (Either way it's free so doesn't really hurt to try).

55%

+ Innovative enemy design
+ Well crafted co-operative gameplay
+ Thrilling and unique level design
+ Maps covered in gritty details and hidden secrets
+ The best zombie game on PC to date
+ Excellent steam workshop integration

- Competitive multiplayer is mediocre
- Checkpoints are pretty infrequent and kinda frustrating
- Sniper rifle sucks
- Isn't very fun to play without friends.

If you are looking for a great cooperative zombie survival experience with friends, then this is definitely your game. If you are looking for competitive multiplayer i would suggest you look at a different game.

77%

+ Extremely fast paced and action packed
+ Nifty Power-Ups that can be used strategically to gain an edge.
+ Excellent Steam Workshop integration with various player made levels.
+ Gameplay and mechanics are fluid and make for great fun
+ Interesting roster of characters (has no effect on gameplay)
+ Visuals and music are outstanding

- Singleplayer is lacking
- Often have unexplained connection issues when playing with friends
- XP and leveling system seems to be pointless
- Still in development

Very fun and entertaining game to play with friends, especially if you are looking for some fast paced adrenaline fueled action. However if you're looking for a singeplayer or slower experience, you won't find it here.

80%

+ Fantastic level design with insanely cool heists
+ Intuitive enemy class design keeps you on your toes
+ Extremely challenging
+ Excellent cooperative game design
+ Innovative gameplay and mechanics
+ Gunplay isn't the best but is oddly entertaining

- You can't skip the opening cutscenes (makes repeating missions tedious)
- Very small mission roster
- Very small weapon roster with limited customization options
- Interaction times can be frustrating
- Limited character animation
- Stealth mechanics are lack luster
- Unexplained connection issues

The game is a lot more simple than its predecessor PAYDAY 2, but it is still just as fun in it's own way. It is very satisfying to work with your teammates and complete the difficult challenges that this game thrusts upon you, and for that I highly recommend the game, if it's on a sale.

63%

+ Innovative class design the paved the way for modern shooters
+ Very well balanced despite the many weapons/items implemented
+ Amazing community made maps on plenty of servers
+ Excellent steam workshop and trading integration
+ Gunplay is smooth and gameplay is always entertaining
+ Graphics are vibrant and colourful with excellent optimization
+ Game is frequently updated and well looked after by developers
+ Plenty of customization

- Customization items are very difficult to come by without spending real money
- Buying items on the steam marketplace is the only way you can really get things you want
- Being automatically put on another team is really annoying when you're doing well

This is still a very fun FPS to play and runs on the crappiest of computers. It's free to play and an excellent game for people who are getting into PC gaming.

90%

+ Graphics are vibrant and colourful
+ Soundtrack is bouncy and enlightening
+ Well crafted procedurally generated worlds
+ Massive arsenal of weapons to craft and play with
+ Difficulty settings allow for custom gameplay
+ Well designed and challenging boss battles
+ Innovative open world sidescrolling design
+ Steam integration makes playing with friends easy and fun

- Can be a steep learning curve
- Dedicated servers lack any real gameplay
- Loading times can be long

This game is perfect for those that want a challenging survival or open world sandbox experience either alone or with friends.

81%

+ Vibrant arcade-esque graphics
+ Decent enemy design
+ Intuitive arsenal of weaponry makes for decent gunplay
+ Free to play with small download

- Can be frustratingly difficult
- Lacking in level design
- Game often crashes for no reason
- Some of the weapons are broken
- Has a stupid name

The game may be free to play, but that doesn't make it good or worth downloading. The game didn't offer enough to be worth recommending, with mediocre level design and unreasonably unstable perfomance.

25%

THIS REVIEW IS FOR THE ULTIMATE EDITION OF THE GAME

PAYDAY 2 is an action-packed, four-player co-op shooter that once again lets gamers don the masks of the original PAYDAY crew - Dallas, Hoxton, Wolf and Chains - as they descend on Washington DC for an epic crime spree.

+ $200+ worth of content for a fraction of the price
+ Interesting roster of characters to play as
+ 40+ heists to be played over several difficulty settings / gamemodes
+ Innovative skill and perk trees make for unique gameplay
+ Hundreds of hours worth of content
+ Innovative heist-planning mechanics
+ 100+ weapons with plenty of customization options
+ Excellent cooperative game design

- Is not the same without friends / other people
- Friendly A.I. is poorly designed
- Stealth mechanics are mediocre at best
- Melee weapons are completely useless

If you've ever felt like robbing banks from the safety of your bedroom, then this game is your wet dream. The Ultimate Edition of PAYDAY 2 comes with hundreds of hours of gameplay and over $200 worth of DLC for a fraction of the price. The game has been looked after by it's development team for almost 6 years, making it a well crafted and must have game.

94%